Since Essex duo Kunt and the Gang were introduced at Christmas by Keep It Fast everybody has has being reading about them! As you will see from our ‘most popular’ list they have even beaten interviews by Ex super band Some Girls and Electro-Industrial duo Angelspit! How is this possible some of you may ask?
It looks like over the last couple of years they have penetrated the minds of all under 30’s with their sexellent tales of multi-way wankage, obsessive thoughts of ‘front bottoms’ and of course a true milf ‘ballad’ to Carol Vorderman.
So as Kunt and the Gang release their third album ”one last wank and one last cry” which is the final to the wank/cry trilogy, we ask them a selection of intimate questions:
What can we look forward to if we slip in this new album into our players?
You can look forward to such a barrage of filth that youâ€™ll feel the urge to run a flannel over your knackers when youâ€™ve finished. I think this album has some of our best songs yet, â€œMen with beards (what are they hiding?)â€Â is already becoming a firm favourite at gigs, and â€œIâ€™m gonna lick you outâ€Â seems to be making ladies moist.
Has there being any pressure/conflict between you and Little Kunt in the making of this new album? If so dare we ask?
Heâ€™s been pressing me for more of an input, so I humoured him by letting him sing a couple of duets. He was off his face on crack most of the time so you didnâ€™t know whether heâ€™d be turning up at the studio waving a Swiss army knife around or crashed out at home with a pantful of runny big jobs.
Where do you get your inspiration from to make these masterpieces?
It stems from having a lot of time on your hands, which invariably turns into having your cock in your hand. I thought I would have run out of ideas by now but the more you tour, the more people that come up and tell you about the time they shit themselves and you think, oooh thatâ€™s gonna make a good song!
Has the lovely Carol Vorderman ever left feedback on the track you made about your feelings for her?
I was sure when I wrote the song that she would hear it, feel the love and it would end up in me inserting my manhood into her frontbottom. Unfortunately that still has yet to happen, but also I havenâ€™t heard anything from her lawyers which makes me think maybe she hasnâ€™t heard it yet.
If you could of had any guest vocals on the new album, who would they be?
It would have to be some female pop star I was trying to get my end away with, so weâ€™d end up stuck in a booth together and I could barricade the door and do a Joseph Fritzel. So to rephrase the question: ‘Which female popstars would you like to take hostage and systematically abuse over a period of several years?â€™… It would probably have to be any of Girls Aloud apart from the wafty ginger one, Belinda Carlisle, her out of Altered Images, Billie Piper, Rihanna, Beyonce, Nina from the Cardigans, Kim Wilde circa 1981, Avril Lavigne (as long as she didnâ€™t bring any of her fucking dreadful records) or Shakira.
There we go! That explains it all then! Below is the fantastic track ‘men with beards (what are they hiding?) from their new album: