Celebrate the Royal Wedding Kunt style!

As we all know here in England the 29th is a very special date in all our hearts – we all get the day off work!! But before you relax in your paddling pool with a 6 pack of Carling and a sausage roll (which you will vomit up later) just think to yourself  ‘but why do I get this day off?’

The only person I could possibly ask is the legend of all things filth- Kunt and the Gang!  The ‘sick sick sick’ gentleman explained it’s actually a Royal Wedding between ‘Prince William & Kate Middleton’ and he would like to spread the word in a form of  tasteful ditty Fucksticks (Royal Wedding Souvenir Version):

His quest is to get the track in the UK top 40 and YOU can help!

Order between the 18th and and 23rd and it will count… But wait theres MORE! There are 6 other versions-  METAL version (feat. One Fell Down) is a particular highlight.

How do we order these blessed tracks I hear you plead? Simply download from Amazon, HMV or iTunes

Links are below:

Amazon with all 7 versions (make sure you buy as ‘song’ not album’


7 inch picture disk

Continue the celebrations by attending the:

16/04 YEOVIL woods wine bar
21/04 SHIPLEY social club
22/04 OSWALDTWISTLE black dog (LEICESTER cancelled, sorry!)
23/04 SUNDERLAND the borough
24/04 NEWCASTLE trillians
27/04 LONDON nambucca
28/04 BRIGHTON caroline
29/04 your house?
30/04 CROYDON scream lounge


I like nothing more then eating caviar, riding around in my speedboat and having money fights with all the cash I have..

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