This month, Gallows drive a dustcart of misery to the door, Deez Nuts slap you on the back and refer to you as ‘Bro’, The Hyena Kill laugh manically in your face, 7.5 Tonnes of Beard crush you to death and Lantern For A Gale stalk your living room like some wild beast. Good times.

Sonisphere 2014 – Sunday 6 July

After a surprisingly wonderful night’s sleep (seven hours? Uninterrupted? I’ll take that.) thanks to a combination of being a) very drunk the night before and b) ear plugs, Sunday treated us to Cadillac Three, who are much more soothing on the eardrums; letting those far too hungover to ease into the day’s musical festivities.

THE HELL – You’re Listening To THE HELL

‘Furious’ is one word I would use to describe this suitably chaotic offering from THE HELL. Apparently a supergroup, featuring UK punk rock and hardcore’s finest, although I’ve only managed to research members of Gallows and Lower Than Atlantis being amongst THE HELL’s tribe